Posts (7597)
When All Else Fails; Ramen
Blog on mkultra.monster
As an omnivore; burger
I know you're in there, Mark
every time I suspend someone for posting weirdo anime content, or for endorsing ai image generation, I always hit that little 'delete data' button so that I can take back the 2 kilobytes they were using on my instance :cyberverified_cyan:
"necktie fetish" sure, yeah, people just having a fetish for anything these days, next it'll be "stable home and work life fetish"
I leave work everyday with the eager anticipation of a guy getting ready to post a photo of his dick on bluesky
an inch of snow and thousands of people will spend hundreds of dollars on groceries because they think they might be stuck inside for the next 3 weeks
even tho this hasn't happened in any remote sense, since 1996
Took a peak at Mastodon's robots.txt and noticed it's only asking GPTbot to fekk off, so we'll just put all the bots into that file
Kinda wondering if that's what's crashing my instance every other week
accidentally got a good night's sleep, but on the couch lol
every morning I rise, prepare for the grind and march to work. by the time I get there I’ve already lost 3 fights with my inner monologue and declared war on the sun
coming from a mile away, and it's kind of sad that it's blown up so much because so many people are convinced that it's the last bastion of hope for a social web ... for some reason
I kind of want to write about the downward path that Bluesky is obviously heading, i.e., deployment > venture capital funding > massive user influx > rightwing extremists > failure of moderation > ??? > ads > revenue generation > trackers > muddy moderation policies > enshitif…
Installing Mastodon on my work phone against my better judgment so I can do work tasks and stay updated on what's happening on fedi lol
too scared to click the "nsfw" reveal button on this app, it's always someone's penis 😂
A year ago, me: You know, despite everything, I actually kind of think Threads could be neat
Zuck, one year later: Fuck you, watch this
it's gotta be some kind of background job that executes and then farts my instance offline
this doesn't really tell me why my instance went offline, but it does show me that it was under abnormal load, and then crashed
I'm looking through Sidekiq trying to figure out why my instance went offline 2 hours ago. Not really finding the issue yet, but looking through dead connections, it looks like my instance is trying to connect to mastodon.lol ... which has been offline for well over 6 months
My job is updating the phones we use for our daily tasks
Handing everyone a Google Pixel 8a
Some day this can of flamin hot Mountain Dew will be worth a fortune, and I’ll be set
