I don’t wanna live in space until we can figure out how to live on Earth

i am not ‘refusing to sleep’, the concept of exhaustion has no power over me

dentist asked ‘do you smoke and drink coffee’ mothefucer how do you smoke coffee

not sure how it happened but i just woke up in my car with the seat fully reclined, the hazard lights on, and a receipt for 40 chicken nuggets

every night i sit in front of the computer for 6 hours, accomplishing nothing, learning nothing, and yet somehow performing a sacred duty only i understand

every day on Pandora i wake up, connect my weird hair to a tree, and hear it whisper “you’re messing everything up.” like ok thanks

i don’t “understand AI,” but i do know this: if the robots ever rise up, i’m ready to lie to them, confuse them, and sell them fake coupons. they won’t stand a chanc

draw me like one of your French breads

no fact checking? but there’s little dudes in there, checking facts right now

Life’s a grave, dig it