uh oh here come the people who love hot weather, “can’t wait for summer!”

can’t wait … for my skin to melt off

yea

You know stuff is bad when corrupted trans people are pushing “misandry” as a concept on Bluesky, when this isn’t even a thing you see on twitter and/or haven’t seen since 2014 😂

eating cereal with water because i spent all my milk money on magic beans

calling the police because the pizza delivery guy forgot my dipping sauce . this is a felony

trying to look cool by smoking 40 cigarettes at once and immediately passing out in the arbys parking lot

turning off my phone so the haters cannot tell me that my opinion on crabs is “scientifically impossible”

logging onto the computer to tell a 12 year old he is “garbage” and then immediately crying when he makes fun of my profile picture

loudly announcing to the silent library that i have “solved” the mystery of the alphabet . the librarians are weeping with joy (fear)

wearing a tuxedo to the gas station so the clerk knows i am Better than him even though i am buying $4.00 of loose pepperoni