Spending two hours in dune awakening finding uh, some water, and a gun

Perfect for surviving the desert

I’m just imagining what it must be like to be an Amazon driver, watching the final boss of the corporation you work for spend your paychecks to buy a city out for a marriage, wearing bad suits, and you’re pissing in a bottle

the funny thing about Second Life is you’ll get teleported to a safe zone and 9 times out of 10 there’s just some guy with his whole dick out

Jack Black in the chicken jockey scene except he’s saying “gooner bait”

Ppl gotta understand that social media doesn’t have to be a place where you’re thunderdoming and spitballing constant political theory like, you can just post and say, “I ate a sammich and my stomach feels nice” and that’s valid

You don’t have to be the personification of Twitter for all eternity

Apparently the biggest 28 Years Later takeaway is a lot of dudes are talking about zombie penis

8 hours after my Threads account was seemingly no longer banned, it’s now locked out and banned again lol

Meta is run by buffoons

I get the vibe from the Garfield avatar havers on here that some of them were reposting “you are not immune to propaganda” on Tumblr years back until it was played out and annoying, much the same way pre-gamergate dudes killed the Portal joke, “the cake is a lie”

I’m trying to remember what I used to post on Tumblr back in the day, so that I can replicate that here on Wafrn, but honestly, I think most of my posts consisted of stuff like “TERFs suck shit and should rot in hell” and “Here’s my new album go listen to it”

Tim Sweeney’s hatred of Linux users runs so deep, you can’t even download the Epic Games launcher executable while on Linux lol