Love pulling into work feeling like I could fall asleep in 5 seconds

“I’m being persecuted in online queer spaces for having a Patreon where I sell generative slop derived from other people’s work”

As you should be, jackass

Me going on a 15 minute break and then forgetting what time I even sat down in my car

Today I updated my site to feature my latest blog posts, notes, logs, toots, skeets, and whatever image my python script has posted to my Tumblr most recently lol (full content items paginated separately within their own links in the sidebar)

mkultra.monster https://mkultra.monster

Someone on Mastodon posted this screenshot of an old tweet from Twitter, and I was reminded of it, how appalling and hilarious it was

Because this is what being in a feedback loop does to a mfer

Told this guy at McDonald’s I was feeding my Frankenstein and he called me a pervert

Tinder is using AI to summarize your bio now, and mine says “web developer, bestselling author”

I am not and have never been a bestselling author, but I’ll take that AI lie on my dating profile I guess lol

Organic coconut water?! Damn, this whole time I’ve been drinking cybernetic coconut water

Right before I go to work, I’m reading about Victorian England death photography, and it’s some of the creepiest, most morbid stuff I’ve ever seen … people did this?! Yeah, they did

Children posing with a dead parent, parents posing with dead children.

what the fuck

Reading on the Guild Wars 2 forum about some of the delayed/missing voice-acting in the newest content, and you legit got players in here being like, “I don’t understand why they’re striking, AI is inevitable.”

I hope when the Earth’s surface is bubbling these people suffer first