In unprecedented news, they’re making it so that when you reload in CounterStrike, you drop all remaining bullets

i’m starting to think the void isn’t empty. it’s just full of pigeons wearing tiny hats and judging my entire life choices

“The WHO prepares for nuclear emergency”

Someone posted this on Twitter to bait the homophobes but I felt like it’d do better here 😂

I like working night shift, but ever since W*lmart started closing at 11pm, it leaves the parking lots eerily empty, and strangers like to skulk around in the dark, or this one guy just now who was shouting “BAM, BAM!” When I looked in his direction lol

I need an at-home job

Only in Pennsylvania will trains routinely stop right on a road and bring traffic to a halt no matter the time of day

Listening to missing persons podcasts on my drives to and from work and it’s astounding that like 90% of the time a person has been missing for years just because the cops didn’t do their jobs and some still refuse to do so