Me: Oh I’ll do the new Sims 4 event quests

Sims 4: It’s over TODAY

Me: That’s not what UI cheat extensions say

I can tell I was an alcoholic years ago, because even though I only have a beer once every 6 months, I still suddenly get intense cravings for liquor and it makes no sense because I haven’t touched the stuff IN YEARS

TEN YEARS

I’m using my MacBook more since it lines up with my phone and also iPad, and my PC can exist as my dev machine (Linux), and I’m playing Sims 4 in some ancient save file I made but

should I make a new world? Spend 4 hours crafting the perfect universe? lol

watching a video of “how long you would survive” on each planet in the solar system

Jupiter and Saturn the most terrifying, I’ve always been scared of these planets

An unjustifiable fear, I know. Because I’ll never see them up-close, but I have seen Jupiter through a telescope

I don’t know what The Needle News is, or what they did, but I’m confident I could design a better website than the clunky thing they have going right now lol

whoa whoa WHOA

LTT FIRED ALEX AND ANDY??

still watching this trailer over and over https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKGhxMi50y8

Wish I could find a filter for the timeline that silences everyone who can’t stop talking about Trump and war for 5 seconds to save their own sanity

still looking for new MMOs to play even though it’s been a dying genre for the past 5 years