Feeling just fine then I get to work and stomach starts going, uh oh we better turn around and go home

You use AI to create a completely new identity and retrans your gender and they say you’ve gone too far, you’re lawnmower man now

getting ready for vacation by setting the 3 gacha games i play on download for their 100 gig updates because optimization is for chumps

By age 30 you should have a cat and a quirky hobby, by age 40 you should be properly specced for raids, tank preferred, will accept heals, dps is oversaturated

I left my PC playing YouTube all night so Steve wouldn’t feel alone while I worked but, he cannot talk, so I’ll never know if he appreciated it 😂

fascists constantly going on and on about how people need to have kids now now, right now, the end of civilization will happen if we don’t!!!!!

okay

if civilization is the constant death and resurgence of fascism, then maybe civilization SHOULD end

(random guy posting extremely confidently on his timeline) wild we all had a nazi phase right? lol so random of us

the entire room:

that new resident evil looks like it could actually be really good,and i’m one of the weirdos who liked the milla jovovich movies

kind of criminal the minecraft launcher on linux asks you to wishlist minecraft dungeons 2, even though mikeysoft won’t let you play anything but minecraft java on linux

Lowkey wish the people who took up residence in my second life city the first time around would come back and do that again, been running this thing for months mostly as a gigantic home for my own avatar lol