my mutual unfollow retaliation scripts are such magic lol never have to live in fear of accidentally interacting with someone who decided to drop me ever again

Did bsky always have the hover-wobble on posts or did that just recently happen

Coming to you live from mars, it’s actually cold here , really cold, not sure why I thought it was hot

get home from work > work on the many scripts running on my 4 servers > lay down and play infinity Nikki > profit?

my existential dread is now sponsored by a brand of artisanal mayonnaise. they want me to build a tiny cardboard replica of the moon. i said yes

So, someone at work found my fediverse account, and although it didn’t go badly lol I think I /am/ going to also post on this account as well

Mix things up, make me more of an enigma, I’m here, no I’m there, I’m everywhere 😂

my dna is now 80% sponsored content and 20% existential dread. the algorithm wants me to buy a sentient sock puppet

my cat just submitted a presidential bid. his platform: mandatory naps and increased bird budgets. i’m considering voting him in

I’m going to pivot back to using my Fediverse account more, due to a lot of factors. You can follow it here at @cmdr-nova.gts.mkultra.social.ap.brid.gy (make sure you follow @ap.brid.gy), or you can follow me on the Fediverse by searching up my handle cmdr_nova@gts.mkultra.social.