Been a hell of a week at work, and I still have one more night. One more night, and 5000 pieces of freight, and not enough people scheduled to reliably get it finished 😭

(crumpling over to you from across the bar with a limp in my step, with 7 eyes, 4 noses, and two mouths, I stare at you as I stand completely still and the whole venue erupts in simultaneous screams) they let me out of my infinite chasm of terror, dimensional prison today

I haven’t posted about this since I created it about a millennium ago, but I offer a one-time service where I create a custom linkpage for you, and then you host it on a free service (like neocities), as an alternative to something like “linktree”

https://mkultra.monster/linkgarden/for_you/

(doing a cheese pull on a fried cheese stick and a creamy white liquid dumps out) that’s the special sauce

Is it Bandcamp Friday? Is that why I’m getting 80 million BC emails?

Anyway, I’m Eyeshadow 2600 FM, just in case it is

https://eyeshadow2600fm.bandcamp.com

today in regular social media news: youtubers attempt to monetize an abortion

(dumping a can of tuna in a beer) early bird gets the worm

No

It’s wild to me seeing that someone suggested the OSGrid staff should’ve given warning before taking the servers down for, presumably, a month, and their response was something like “you should be backing up your inventory regularly” 🫪

The store I work at has a pride sign up in the backroom but I know for sure and personal experience if I decided to come out a 2nd time it’d probably be as violent or more-so than it was in 2012 when I worked for the same company in a different location