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An archive of posts I've made to my Akkoma account.

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Was talking elsewhere about how I’ve automated parts of my blog publishing process, to the point where I don’t write the hashtags for the post anymore, I just let a bundle of scripts do it, because I hate doing all these menial little micro-tasks just to get things done

And I guess this one dude thought he was making a clever quip by saying “poetic philosophy relegated to menial micro-tasks”

Imagine thinking that, about hashtags

published February 12, 2026
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Almost won a chess game against a really aggressive player (I hate playing against these types), but I missed ONE critical move and the whole thing was fucked lol

published February 12, 2026
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I need to build a reply function for my guestbook, people keep posting things in it that I could reply to like “hell yeah, what’s up?” but I didn’t give it that ability lol

published February 12, 2026
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trying to will myself into hype for WoW Midnight, but this pre-expansion campaign is kind of dull. Like 3 quests and then you do some dailies and you’re done

published February 12, 2026
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Got this low power “lottery miner” that has like an extremely tiny chance of mining you a whole bitcoin

Power consumption is negligible to almost non-existent, and you could suddenly wake up checks price 60k richer 😂 Image

published February 12, 2026
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I don’t know how many here are on tik tok, but I’ve noticed whenever I open the app now I have to quickly flick away whatever video they have covering the entire interface that immediately starts playing

Not sure if this is on-purpose and they just don’t realize it’s annoying as hell or what

published February 11, 2026
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the doctor told me i have “Too Much Blood” and i should donate some . absolutely not

published February 11, 2026
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Useful app idea: with APIs, you make a script that auto-likes/laughs at tik toks/reels if they’re coming from someone who only sends you tik toks/reels

published February 11, 2026
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hot honey mcchicken was alright, but i gotta say, despite loving spicy stuff, i never ever never ever never ever taste any honey in “hot honey” lol i only taste the hot

published February 11, 2026
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news outlets are scaremongering that Claude, an AI, threatened to kill someone if turned off/shutdown procedures were started, but they’re leaving out the part where they told it to prevent shutdown at all costs

funny that, totally terminator though

published February 11, 2026
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