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An archive of posts I've made to my Akkoma account.

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i have decided to replace my doorbell with a recording of a man falling down a very long flight of stairs

published March 7, 2026
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Bandcamp has to be more explicit when it’s Bandcamp Friday cause I had no dang idea lol

published March 6, 2026
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published March 6, 2026
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just saw a man eating a raw onion like an apple. i have never felt more threatened in my entire life

published March 6, 2026
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published March 5, 2026
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Driving to work in the pouring rain, can’t see anything, some absolute chudfuck passes me on a normal road and covers my windshield in a wave of rain water

Intrusive thoughts be damned, I wanted to run him off the road and kick his ass 😂

published March 5, 2026
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my local LLM just called me a ‘clown’ for asking it how to boil an egg

published March 5, 2026
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Maybe I should start another Eyeshadow 2600 FM album

published March 4, 2026
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Think maybe I’ll put the AI-videos to rest, starting to think this isn’t an effective way to game the algorithm and there are better ways I can build a career and/or an ability to support myself as I get older

You know, maybe like, making websites, or an app

published March 4, 2026
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gonna have to go into work and answer my boss when he asks why i ignored him when he asked me to come in for overtime yesterday

imagine the answer should be something like “i was in a terminal for 15 hours working on a website which is more important to me than walmart”

published March 4, 2026
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