is it time for vacation yet x_x

loudly announcing to the quiet bus that i have “unlocked the 9th dimension” and it looks exactly like a damp basement full of discarded calendars and moldy carpet

Love putting my PC to sleep so Discord can spam my phone with 800 notifications

Constantly trying to do multiple things at once, at all times, which predictably, results in mistakes, all the time 😂

trying to “hack” a tree by whispering the word “PASSWORD” into a knothole until it gives me its “wooden secrets” (maple syrup)

i have a 10 day vacation coming up and all i have to do is make it through 4 days of work, but i don’t even feel like i’m nearing a vacation, because 4 days of work after this snow storm has been feeling like an eternity lol

some company is trying to sell a nerdminer for 50 bucks while it’s like 8 bucks on aliexpress

pathetic

wearing a suit made of “expired coupons” so the store manager knows i am a “budget-friendly god” who is not to be trifled with

trying to find somewhere in second life where there are actually people hanging out right now, and i come to this club, tons and tons of people … but they’re all like, 3000 meters in the air?

I cam up, and it’s just bots driving their traffic lol

how many of these missing persons cases that I’ve listened to on podcasts that take place throughout the 80s and 90s are disappearances related to epstein