the scammers are trying really hard to get into my microsoft account tonight, don’t know what makes them think i’m going to open the authenticator and choose the number they have on their screen lol

that time i went around work asking people if they were a fan of billie eilish and then said “well, i’m gonna have to be the bad guy …” and nobody thought it was as funny as i did

wearing a suit made entirely of “unpaid bills” so the debt collectors can’t see me

if i am “not supposed” to climb the displays at the grocery store, then why did they build a “mountain of beans” ??

Today’s to-do list:

-watch Eraserhead for the first time -sleep -Level up a battlepass? I dunno

I slept like 14 hours on my couch and my phone seems to think this was bad sleep lol

oh Iron Lung is out, wonder where I can watch it without having to go to a theater by myself lol

In the couple of months I’ve had my city in Second Life back online again, I see people stopping by briefly, and leaving, and only doing this. Never really sticking around and hanging out. I don’t know if it’s because I’ve taken it offline like 6 times in the past 3 years, or because sci-fi isn’t what’s popular in SL’s community right now, or if SL is actually dying this time

ashes of creation more like ashes of an MLM scheme

i have decided to start a “premium” service where i call your boss and tell him that you are “too cool for work” and deserve a “throne made of snacks”