that time i went around work asking people if they were a fan of billie eilish and then said “well, i’m gonna have to be the bad guy …” and nobody thought it was as funny as i did

wearing a suit made entirely of “unpaid bills” so the debt collectors can’t see me

if i am “not supposed” to climb the displays at the grocery store, then why did they build a “mountain of beans” ??

Today’s to-do list:

-watch Eraserhead for the first time -sleep -Level up a battlepass? I dunno

I slept like 14 hours on my couch and my phone seems to think this was bad sleep lol

oh Iron Lung is out, wonder where I can watch it without having to go to a theater by myself lol

In the couple of months I’ve had my city in Second Life back online again, I see people stopping by briefly, and leaving, and only doing this. Never really sticking around and hanging out. I don’t know if it’s because I’ve taken it offline like 6 times in the past 3 years, or because sci-fi isn’t what’s popular in SL’s community right now, or if SL is actually dying this time

ashes of creation more like ashes of an MLM scheme

i have decided to start a “premium” service where i call your boss and tell him that you are “too cool for work” and deserve a “throne made of snacks”

trying desperately not to feel embarrassed about things that happened 15 years ago