I haven’t had a stalker since the days when Laurelai was manipulating the naive version of me

W*lmart learning modules quizzing me on information security like I’m not running 4 servers, a Mastodon instance, and behind 2 VPNs at all times

I feel like some people think “misandry doesn’t exist” translates to “I hate men” and while there are a lot of dudes who suck, who I’d love nothing more to see dropped into a volcano, that’s not what it means

It means men aren’t oppressed on the axis of being a man. That’s it

Aucraptor in my notifications with their 3rd sockpuppet account

Seeing people talk about conservatives and keeping them out of fedi so that discussions can remain civil, and based in reality

But those people with conservative beliefs are already here. They’re gaslighting marginalized people, they’re using inverted political speak on trans bodies and trans women, they’re hollering about “misandry” and manipulating concepts on intersectionality in order to justify wrestling space and voice away from those who need it most

And a lot of people are allowing it to happen

I’m gonna make a song called “Jackin Your Beef and Peanits at a Grocery Store”

One of my people just caught someone jorking their beef in the bathroom, wtf

Should I apply for an upper management position here at W*lmart, or continue on my goal of leaving for a job in tech

Google Drive frikken randomly showing me one of my long ago passed away cats, can ya stop