FINALLY! it only took pulling 8 BILLION TIMES in BOTH events!

Dead Island 2 Ultimate Edition is 7 dollars on the MacOS App Store, and this is nuts

You can whack dead bodies until they’re fully ripped apart lol wtf

From the beginning of the month to the near end of it, cloudflare has charged me 71 cents for all the traffic and media storage needed for this Mastodon, that’s connected to thousands of servers and 2 relays

Last time I had a Masto I was paying 70 dollars for a server, 10 for a server to host elastic search and 5 for 200 gigs of storage lol (digital ocean)

who up for some nite of the forts

I hadn’t actually played the new Fortnite season until just now, and they’ve turned it into Ark Raiders??? lol

Every time I start doing even remotely well in call of doopie it throws me into lobbies with people who snipe on call of duty for a living

huh interesting, apparently the “bruce willis has dementia and can’t remember he was in diehard” was misinformation, and the dementia he has only effects his ability to speak

honestly i’m not surprised, everybody lying up in this john piece

I’ve discovered an anime game where the anime girls do horse races or something, wtf

someone said “hi” in my discord like 8 months ago and I didn’t realize I hadn’t responded, and now it’s just the last message that was there (cause my discord is dead lol) and it’s far too late to say hi back 😂

would love to be this excited about a hotdog, but alas