Remember the miniseries they did of The Shining in the 90s?

The bathtub lady traumatized me, but I must find it and watch it again

trying to get a cheap server at netcup so I can setup full text search, and … they took my order without any card details? lol

okay, where’s the confirmation email …

In light of all this 2012 Tumblr discourse resurfacing as if it was brand new, I started using my Tumblr again and found out they still have fediverse plans

I wonder if they’re hiring

I’m definitely just going to shoot off my information and evidence to the Dutch ACM and then just cross my fingers and hope they don’t want anything else from me besides that. Sure they’ll love to see the collection of emails that were totally ignored after my initial ignored report

From the anniversary of the “Mastodon will die” article, this line is especially hilarious

“In trying to satisfy a spike of new users, Mastodon broke the cardinal rule of social media: it separated them into silos and made it hard if not impossible for them to all socialize. This unfortunate design makes Mastodon feel more like a bunch of chat rooms rather than a cohesive, growing social network. The Federated Timeline helps, but it’s not the default view.”

This man discovered the biggest reason people are here and was like “but Jack Dorsey SHOULD have control over my account at all times”

It took 38 dollars to fill up my tank in a 2011 Hyundai Elantra

I could’ve use that extra 10 bucks for like … I dunno, some endfield currency, or 98% of a Big Arch burger

if you dont have a folder on your desktop labeled ‘THE FORBIDDEN CODE’ that just contains a picture of a ham sandwich, you are a fake dev

I need like, an aggregated hashtag list of interesting topics to follow to speed up the federation growth of this instance lol

The people who think it’s oppression to not have every single person’s adoration and praise at all times are the ones you need to watch out for.

One thing you learn as you get older, is that not everyone is going to like you, and that’s okay. Because if you try to please everyone, well

You end up like Wafrn, setting up a Tumblr alternative in response to Tumblr banning trans women, and then you ban a trans woman for saying things that make you uncomfortable

Still waiting on todon to do any kind of moderation at all on their instance, but I had to screenshot this

This person had exactly one cognizant thing to say right at the beginning, and then the drove the entire car off a cliff