Toots - page 58

An archived page containing Mastodon posts I've made since the start of 2024.

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logged into second life, and the thundr SL dating app opens like it does when i log on, and it shows me a profile where someone’s sarcastically remarking, “here for the boring convos” and i’m sorry

and i think this is something that ppl gotta learn across real life dating apps too, but people do not exist to entertain you lol

published May 18, 2026
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legit, mcdonalds should pay me money lol it’s a month later after food poisoning and i still have to eat like a bird who can’t stomach seasoning

published May 18, 2026
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forza horizon 6 is in japan?

god, but i don’t wanna give mike soft 70 dollars

published May 18, 2026
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kinda want to play expedition 33, but also not sure if i do actually

published May 18, 2026
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every time they update Black Ops they’re putting this in my face, like, the last time I had a strike on my account was in 2007 when I told a ganker in WoW I was going to fuck his mom and push him into a lake

A screenshot of the code of conduct screen in Black Ops 7 which forces you to check off that you'll treat everyone with respect and stay vigilant before you're allowed to play

published May 17, 2026
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blizzard/activision doing “game deals” on the bnet launcher is so weird

“check out our game deals!” “on our five games!”

published May 17, 2026
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hmm, looks like a new japanese ramen shop opened up nearby and their food looks amazing

media media media media

published May 17, 2026
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seeing passive news on the bluesky timeline that northsky is being overtaken or “thought-controlled” by transmedicalists

I don’t know if transmeds/truscum still exist, or if the newgen of trans people even know what this means

but it’s not something that’s good or cool, if you’re from the bygone era of 2013 tumblr

published May 17, 2026
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john trovalta got a face transplant so he could look like a European elon musk

published May 17, 2026
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dude at work: you type pretty fast for a guy

me: i type 138 words per minute

published May 17, 2026
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