Exhibit #2 as to why Bluesky can be much much worse than even some of the worst places or people on the fediverse

Matched with a cute Spanish lady on tinder, I hope “oye chica, eres linda” correctly conveys what I wanted to say 😂

When being 40 you have to look at it in terms of pop culture

I’m the same age Jon Davis was when Remember Who You Are came out, I’m around the age Solid Snake was when he infiltrated Shadow Moses Island, I’m in front of the disposal facility

I think I might like Endfield more than WuWa, but it might be because of the Factorio mode and the fact that the game has given me every character the devs have released so far since the game launched and I’ve only spent 15 bucks 😂

Listening to missing persons podcasts and it’s always mind blowing but then the podcasters are like “so we’ll be at the crime convention next week! Come out and say hi!” And I’m like

C … crime convention?

(chugging a bottle of chili oil and eating too many hot peppers and barfing on the floor at work) I think I have hentai virus I gotta go home

spending $50 on a ‘health’ tea that tastes like a wet basement

Haha mastodon on my work phone

Person pulls out in front of me from a side road and I swerve with my hand on the horn

Mfer either thought I would stop for them or they were messing around on their phone

I hate driving 😭

I was scheduled to be in at work an hour later than usual today, and it’s a good thing I double-checked it, because they stealth-changed it back to my regularly scheduled hours