hey baby you’re like the outdated representation of sex and gender via a gingerbread diagram ; i want to have sex between my legs

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Me: wow, fight club works as a fairly decent critique on capitalism and toxic masculinity

Everybody else including the author for some reason: actually it’s about how cool fascism is

trying to eat healthier , bought watermelon candy rings

Oh no they’re killing AskJeeves

“Elder millennial” as a concept is so violent lol what do you MEAN elder??? I’m not eating mushy food through tubes and I definitely try not to shit myself

/me summons 2000s era aesthetic upon you

Bluesky trying to implement a dislike feature, which is directly something they’re copy/pasting from Twitter. But also I do wonder what my first experience on Bluesky would have been like had Bonnie not tried to dogpile me over something stupid

instagram almost tricked me into believing they finally reinstated my old eyeshadow 2600 fm account, a year after it was unjustly banned by their AI (it’s still banned, and still without a justifiable reason)