it’s my birthday month loads shotgun money, in the bag, don’t make any sudden moves. you at the back, open the vault!

I gotta stop using short form videos as a way to wind down and fall asleep

when you’re minding your business and a customer asks you a question

there’s no way the guy who doesn’t swallow his food on tiktok is actually named Beavis

(Guy holding a big mama pickled sausage) yeah, … yeah it is pretty big, isn’t it

oh my sweet summer normandy pilot

Mass Effect Legendary Edition is a legit pain in the ass to get running on Proton, omg

Trying to get to a part in NTE where you can drive cars and customize them with what little time I have on my breaks but STILL stuck in the intro