Toots - page 14

An archived page containing Mastodon posts I've made since the start of 2024.

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in any particular game: you should use stealth in this section [so we can teach you how to stealth kill someone]

me:

frank reynolds from it's always sunny in phileadelphia holding two guns with the caption "so anyway, I started blasting"

published June 28, 2026
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this fuckin guy lol

https://youtu.be/xibYjTT7kHs

published June 28, 2026
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Steven get down from there

A photo of my orange fluffy cat standing with his front paws on the coffee table in front of my tv, strewn with random electronics and a shaker of some msg

published June 28, 2026
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so wait, all those times that bots have boosted something i’ve posted that uses different hashtags, those bots are by that Evan guy?

published June 28, 2026
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I grabbed Bloodlines 2

You wake up, feed on a curious stranger, and then you punch a guy across the room with a left hook

that was kinda funny

published June 28, 2026
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“why didn’t the first person to die in the Backrooms movie just take off his jorts”

when confronted by an incomprehensible monster, one rarely thinks “oh fuck my jorts”

published June 28, 2026
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Bloodlines 2 is on sale, but also I told myself I wasn’t going to buy it because it’s not really actually Bloodlines, but also I haven’t played a vampire game since Bloodlines

published June 28, 2026
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This is for the 40-50 y/o tech company owners who also usually happen to be men: fascism is bad

published June 27, 2026
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mullvad: we support the right of anyone to have any opinion they want

-2016-ass kinda non-response

published June 27, 2026
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This is a 12 y/o video, but here’s a quick and easy way to make an at-home air conditioner if you have access to the parts required https://youtu.be/FaC0dlRENk0?si=8JEhHWd5yjNzl_c-

published June 27, 2026
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