Toots - page 19

An archived page containing Mastodon posts I've made since the start of 2024.

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I stg the only people at Walmart are people who can’t drive or read

Just run me over, I’ll take a disability vacation or something

published July 17, 2026
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Among many egregious things, the air quality being trash, so much so, the sun is orange and almost blotted out. Earlier in the night at work a father brought his son to sit outside for 4 and a half hours to wait for Pokemon cards while there was nobody else waiting the entire time and I just have to wonder if all that smoke inhalation was worth some 5 dollar booster packs/a 50 dollar starter pack

published July 17, 2026
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The most terrifying scene in the Backrooms movie is the close-up on Cap’n Clark’s face near the end

If you haven’t seen the movie this is nonsense words to you, but if you have you know exactly what I mean

published July 17, 2026
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yes I reflexively bought the poison ivy skin in fartnites

published July 17, 2026
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I could switch my desktop PC to something like cachy-os or straight up ubuntu, and I have weekly backups running to an external drive, but I dunno

That’s a lot of effort for me right now lol

published July 17, 2026
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been listening to the therapy gecko podcast and I’m mesmerized

published July 17, 2026
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Love that I have to walk almost a football field at work to go to the bathroom

published July 17, 2026
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I walk outside and the sky is weird, take a deep breath, and jump in my car

Get to work, find out the air is contaminated because of Canada wildfires 🫪

published July 16, 2026
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seeing more people on the pop_os subreddit complaining about how busted COSMIC is and it is for sure busted, and I am for sure pissed off that they’re starting on the next LTS version of COSMIC before 24.04 is even remotely stable

published July 16, 2026
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an image of a highly detailed thinking emoji, with the caption, "ladies, is it a turn-off when a guy has a little bit of pee on his underwear!?Not a lot, like a nickel-sized amount from when he peed sitting down in the bar bathroom and then when he stood up and pulled up his pants, a little more came out. There was truly nothing he could do!! it wasn't his fault."

published July 16, 2026
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